第82天

Chapter 12

What It Said on the Golden Ticket

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'Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket, from Mr Willy Wonka! I shake you warmly by the hand! Tremendous things are in store for you! Many wonderful surprises await you! For now, I do invite you to come to my factory and be my guest for one whole day — you and all others who are lucky enough to find my Golden Tickets. I, Willy Wonka, will conduct you around the factory myself, showing you everything that there is to see, and afterwards, when it is time to leave, you will be escorted home by a procession of large trucks. These trucks, I can promise you, will be loaded with enough delicious eatables to last you and your entire household for many years. If, at any time thereafter, you should run out of supplies, you have only to come back to the factory and show this Golden Ticket, and I shall be happy to refill your cupboard with whatever you want. In this way, you will be able to keep yourself supplied with tasty morsels for the rest of your life. But this is by no means the most exciting thing that will happen on the day of your visit. I am preparing other surprises that are even more marvellous and more fantastic for you and for all my beloved Golden Ticket holders — mystic and marvellous surprises that will entrance, delight, intrigue, astonish, and perplex you beyond measure. In your wildest dreams you could not imagine that such things could happen to you! Just wait and see! And now, here are your instructions: the day I have chosen for the visit is the first day in the month of February. On this day, and on no other, you must come to the factory gates at ten o'clock sharp in the morning. Don't be late! And you are allowed to bring with you either one or two members of your own family to look after you and to ensure that you don't get into mischief. One more thing — be certain to have this ticket with you, otherwise you will not be admitted.

(Signed) Willy Wonka.'

'The first day of February!' cried Mrs Bucket. 'But that's tomorrow! Today is the last day of January. I know it is!'

'Cripes!' said Mr Bucket. 'I think you're right!'

'You're just in time!' shouted Grandpa Joe. 'There's not a moment to lose. You must start making preparations at once! Wash your face, comb your hair, scrub your hands, brush your teeth, blow your nose, cut your nails, polish your shoes, iron your shirt, and for heaven's sake, get all that mud off your pants! You must get ready, my boy! You must get ready for the biggest day of your life!'

'Now don't over-excite yourself, Grandpa,' Mrs Bucket said. 'And don't fluster poor Charlie. We must all try to keep very calm. Now the first thing to decide is this — who is going to go with Charlie to the factory?'

'I will!' shouted Grandpa Joe, leaping out of bed once again. 'I'll take him! I'll look after him! You leave it to me!'

Mrs Bucket smiled at the old man, then she turned to her husband and said, 'How about you, dear? Don't you think you ought to go?'

'Well . . .' Mr Bucket said, pausing to think about it, 'no . . . I'm not so sure that I should.'

'But you must.'

'There's no must about it, my dear,' Mr Bucket said gently. 'Mind you, I'd love to go. It'll be tremendously exciting. But on the other hand . . . I believe that the person who really deserves to go most of all is Grandpa Joe himself. He seems to know more about it than we do. Provided, of course, that he feels well enough . . .'

'Yippeeeeee!' shouted Grandpa Joe, seizing Charlie by the hands and dancing round the room.

'He certainly seems well enough,' Mrs Bucket said, laughing. 'Yes . . . perhaps you're right after all. Perhaps Grandpa Joe should be the one to go with him. I certainly can't go myself and leave the other three old people all alone in bed for a whole day.'

'Hallelujah!' yelled Grandpa Joe. 'Praise the Lord!'

At that point, there came a loud knock on the front door. Mr Bucket went to open it, and the next moment, swarms of newspapermen and photographers were pouring into the house. They had tracked down the finder of the fifth Golden Ticket, and now they all wanted to get the full story for the front pages of the morning papers. For several hours, there was complete pandemonium in the little house, and it must have been nearly midnight before Mr Bucket was able to get rid of them so that Charlie could go to bed.

中文翻译

“祝贺你，发现威利·旺卡先生的这张金参观券的幸运儿！热烈地握你的手！为你准备好了宝藏！等着你的是许多令人惊叹的美妙的东西！我正式邀请你──你和其他几位有幸发现我的金参观券的人──作为我的客人到我的工厂里作一天客。我，威利·旺卡，将亲自陪同你们游览整个工厂，让你们参观一切，然后，到分手的时候，将有一列卡车送你们回家。我向你们保证，这些卡车上装载着足以让你和你全家享用多年的美味糖果。以后随便什么时候，如果你吃完了那些糖果，你只需来到我的工厂，出示这张金参观券，我将十分高兴地按你的要求送你糖果，把你的食品橱装得满满的，这样，你就能终生享用美味糖果。然而，这并不是你这天参观中的最激动人心的事。我为你，以及所有我衷心热爱的金参观券的持有者准备了另一些让人吃惊的东西，那是更奇妙更不可思议的东西──那神奇美妙的东西令人神魂颠倒、愉快。着迷、惊讶，会让你迷惑不解，难以想象。即使在你所做的最离奇荒诞的梦中，你也不可能想象到竟会有这种东西！等着看个明白吧！现在记住如下指示：参观日期定于二月一日。就在这二天，而不是任何其他日子，你必须在上午十点钟准时到达厂门口。别迟到！可以带上一至两名家人来照顾你，让你别淘气。再有一点──千万别忘了带上这张参观券，否则你将被拒之门外。

威利·旺卡(签名)”

“二月一日！”巴克特太太叫起来，“就是明天呀！今天是一月的最后一天，我记得很清楚！”

“天啊！”巴克特先生说，“我想你没错！”

“你正赶上时候！”乔爷爷大声说，“一分钟也不能耽搁了。你必须立即开始作准备！把脸洗干净，梳梳头发，洗净手上的污垢，刷净牙齿，擤清鼻子，剪去指甲，擦亮鞋子，熨挺衬衫，千万别忘了，把裤子上的泥污都弄干净！孩子，一定得准备妥当！你必须作好一切准备迎接你一生中最伟大的日子！”

“爷爷，你别太激动了，”巴克特太太说，“也别把可怜的查理搞得惊慌失措。我们大家都不必慌里慌张的。好了，先决定第一件事吧──谁陪查理去参观那家工厂？”

“我！”乔爷爷喊道，又一次从床上跳起来，“让我带他去！我会照顾他的！让我去吧！”

巴克特太太朝这位老人微笑着，然后转身对丈夫说，“你呢，亲爱的？你不认为应当你去吗？”

“唔……”巴克特先生想了一会，然后说道，“不……我倒吃不准是否该我去。”

“可你必须去！”

“不，这事儿可没什么必须可言，亲爱的，”巴克特先生亲切地说，“跟你说吧，我很想去。这事可真让人激动。可话说回来……我相信我们当中最有资格去的应该是乔爷爷。在这件事上他看来比我们大家了解得更多。当然，他如果觉得自己的身体可以……”

“嗳，太好啦！”乔爷爷大叫起来，紧紧抓住了查理的手在房间里跳起舞来。

“他看上去确实再好也没有了，”巴克特太太笑着说，“不错……或许你身体确实很好。或许该是乔爷爷陪他去。至于我嘛，当然去不了，我不能把这三位老人一整天扔在床上不管。”

“赞美上帝！”乔爷爷叫道，“赞美上帝！”

正在这时，有人敲响了前门，巴克特先生跑去开门，一大批新闻记者和摄影师蜂拥而入。他们是寻迹追访第五张金参观券的发现者来了。他们都想采访到整个故事好在晨报的头版登载出来。一连好几小时，小屋里人声鼎沸，闹得不可开交，巴克特先生好不容易才摆脱他们的纠缠，让查理去睡觉，这时一定差不多是半夜了。