Scorpion asks frog for a ride across the river.
Frog’s like, “as if, you will sting me.”
The scorpion’s like, “of course, I won’t. If I sting you, I will drown too.”
So, frog agrees.
They reach the middle of the river and suddenly
Zap! Scorpion stings the crap out of frog.
As they sink slowly in the black water,
the frog looks up and asks: “Why did you do that?”
The scorpion looks down and says: “It’s in my nature.”