Sheldon给博士生讲课，自我感觉良好却恶评如潮，深受打击的他在Amy建议下拜Penny为师学表演，最后演了一个自己10岁时写的被外星人接走的剧本，演着演着哭起来，不愿意离开妈妈，Penny只好立即打电话给他妈求救……

Raj老是找不着女朋友，Leonard和Howard都担心他要成gay，不过他近期的幻想出现了好几回，一次是幻想Howard要去以色列两年，把Bernadette托付给他，一次是幻想Howard出了车祸，把Bernadette托付给他，再一次是Bernadette发现他躲着他们，找上门来要他说个清楚，然后两人欢欢喜喜地跳起了印度舞……

I was expecting applause, but  I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate. 我还等着掌声呢 不过震慑的沉默也还可以

Sheldon自我感觉良好

Is your Wi-Fi down? 你们WiFi坏了吗

Penny敲门进来问

I can't get on.我连不上

表示连不上WiFi

So, how'd the lecture go? 课上得怎么样

Howard故意问

Well, I suppose everyone's entitled to their own opinion. 我想每个人都有权表达自己的观点

Sheldon看完评论后说

I think I'll turn in. 我还是去睡觉吧

Sheldon要走开

Sheldon still moping? Sheldon还在郁闷吗

Howard问

Yeah, it's weird. Even though he didn't want to give the lecture in the first place, being rejected by those students really hit him hard. 是啊 好奇怪 尽管他一开始就不想给这帮学生上课 被他们拒绝还是挺打击他的

Leonard说

I know the feeling. 我深有体会

Raj说

It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. 就好像无意中走进了一家同性恋酒吧 然后发现没人对你有兴趣

Raj比喻

We might be starting to zero in on your problem. 我们估计得从头考虑你的问题了

Leonard觉得Raj问题严重

It's a charming illusion, but it does not cheer me up. 视觉效果很炫 但我还是不高兴

Sheldon还是闷闷不乐

Not even when I do this? 就算我这么做都没用吗

Amy要使绝招

Well, that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy. 这是我搞怪的压箱底招了

Amy说

If this humiliating experience is really troubling you, there are things we could do about it.如果这次丢人的经历真的让你很困扰 我们还是有办法解决的

Amy表示有办法

I sense that you're trying to slow-walk me to an epiphany. Would you mind very much jumping to it? 我感觉你在循循善诱 为何不直奔主题呢

Sheldon说

Perhaps you should consider taking acting lessons. 也许你该考虑一下学学表演

Amy建议

Where is this coming from? 你怎么忽然想到这个

Penny问他怎么突然想学表演

Okay, just to be clear. 先把话说清楚

Penny先立规矩

I suppose that's one way to look at it. 你这样解释也行

Sheldon勉强同意

Does this mean you are done mocking my acting career? 这是不是意味着你不会再嘲笑我的演艺事业了

Penny趁机要求

Forget it. 算了吧

Penny气了

Raj, I have amazing news. 我有好消息要宣布

Howard高兴地说

That's incredible. 太棒了

Raj说很棒

That's what we're here to talk to you about. 我们就是来找你谈这件事的

Howard说

What do you say? 你同意吗

Bernadette问Raj

You know, get our bodies warmed up a little. 就是稍微热热身

Penny说

So, did you get a chance to go over the scene I gave you? 对了 你有时间看一遍我给你的那部电影吗

Penny问Sheldon

Why don't we leave that for future generations to decide? 为什么不留给后代去决定呢

Sheldon对自己的剧本很有自信

I just don't buy it. 我还是接受不了

Sheldon演不下去

I'm gonna lead you in. 我会带你入戏

Penny说