致命女人剧本第一集
说明：本人是狂热的英语学习爱好者，看美剧也是学习的方式之一。因为之前在网上花了10元购买致命女人剧本，坑爹的是pdf格式不支持做笔记和下载，找客服也爱答不理。索性就自己边看美剧，边码台词。可能有个别的单词错误，欢迎指出，共同学习成长。因为剧中有些情节发生在60年代和80年代，有些句子用法可能比较过时，比如I beg your pardon ?为此专门请教了一下美国的朋友，他告诉我这是属于比较正式的表达，意思是:不好意思，我没听清。如果你也有台词、语境方面的疑问欢迎下方留言，有时间会一一回复。
I started dating Beth Annn in high school
She used to make me sandwiches andsewbuttons on my shirts
I tell you,there's nothing sexier than a girl who likes to take care of you
I was introduced to Simone at benefit.
Oh the entrance she made,designergown,dripping in diamonds
You could tell from the way she walked,she knew she wasfabulous.
I first saw Taylor at a women's march,she was giving a speech aboutdismanltingthepatriarchy.
I don‘t really remember much of it,
That is one hotfeminist.
Beth Ann was virgin on our wedding night.
Right away(一来)，Taylor told me she wasbisexual.
She wanted nothing more than to be housewife(一心想做家庭主妇)
Oh,she loved to shop andthrow parties.
My jewish parents werethrilled.
We were very happy,for the first few years
And then,all hell broke loose(生活就天翻地覆了)
1-10min
damn straight (那当然了)
well,it's amansion,is what it is.
Yeah,you're married to a guy who can afford a goddamn mansion.
He is excited because we've never lived anywhere this nice before ,
He doesn't usually swear .
After you unpack,invite us over,
I'll give you theskinnyon all the neighbors.
I married atightwad
I would love to host u.
What are they like?
THe phone is going to ring any second.
It'll be Henri,myhairdresser,and he will belivid.
What have u done?(你做了啥)
He's gonna try to say he's given away my appointment .
Don't let him,Insist I left an hour ago.
And that you're beyond frantic
I told she you'd never had work done.
I was just hoping to be in top three.Hurry home
I just got your text
She requires a little face time.Geese
I just have a quick question about the blueprints for the remodel.
What seems to be the problem?(有什么问题吗？)
Yeah，I had to do it that way.
Okay ,here's what I think is going on(我是这么想的)
Am I right?
I've been construction in 40 years,No one's ever questioned me my integrity.
Util u can speak my language ,you're just gonna have to trust me,sweetie
I may not understand construction ,but I do understand constracts(我可能不懂建筑行业)
Especially the one you singned,which clearly states that I don't have to pay u unless the work is completed to my satisfaction .
And that means,for the purpose of this,and all future conversations,My dick is bigger than yours .
Am I speaking your language now,Saul?
Her dick's also bigger than mine.
You get used to it.
I found thecoasters,They were in the last box I looked in
You are gonna love the supermarket.(你一定会喜欢这个超市的)
It's five blocks away and it's got everything .
I can't wait.I have so much shopping to do.
And the schools here are excellent.You guys got kids.
Well we have four little rugrats.
At some point(早晚有一天),they are gonna break something that you own.
We make up for being bad parents by being good neighbors.
Rob,why do I get the feeling we've met before ?
I mean,your face looks so familiar to me.
What do u do for a living ?
I'm inaerospaceengineering.
They have contracts with NASA.
Rob,can I say something?
Sure,what's up?
I beg your pardon ?(你说什么)
just tapping on your cup?
Come on,that's how you treat amaid,not your wife
This is my fault .see I bought Sheila a copy of TheFeminine Mystique
She's been actingmilitantever since.
Honey,does my tapping offend you?-of course not
Rob is such a wonderful provider .
I consider it an honor to take care of him.
Didn't mean to spoil the mood
Apology accepted,To showthere's no hard feelings(为了证明我没往心里去)
I'll give u the grand tour
Well it's getting late.
You guys have unpacking to do,and we have kids to spank
I feel the same way(我有同感)
take care,Beth Ann
My decorator finished Friday .what do u think.
I'm so jealous I could kill myself.
That's the look I was going for
Darling ,I got you a scotch.
She is in a drak place lately(她最近比较颓)
I will pretend not to know u in exchange for some cheese ball.
How many do you want?Leave thetray.
I feel so badly for Wanda.
Why don't I throw a lunchin her honor?(不然 我何不为她举办一场午宴呢?) in her honor 为她举办的
I think she could use a show of support from her friends.
Charles had just moved out the day before?
Wanda was crashed.
And I tolddelightfulanecdotesto make her laugh.
stories about your trips to Italy and your thriving artgallery
Misery loves company (同病相怜)
you should just tell her your life isn't just perfect either .
That's exactly the type of thing your friends don’t want to hear.
Simone,everything all right?
I'm just decastated-oh,my poor darling
Here, would it help to dance?
10min-20min
Really? You want to throw another jacket on that chair?
There's a coatrackright there
You're complaining about me? There's three pairs of yourpantshanging over the side of the couch
Well,we don't have a pants rack.
Well now you'veruinedyour birth surprise .
Get any writing done?
What're we gonna do about dinner?
I was thinking about pizza.
What did u think of her body?
No,I'll be right over,Don't open the door.
Who was that?
So you're going over there?There's car parked outside hercondo
I'll check it out,I will come right back.
You never mentioned jade before.
How come u didn't tell me you had a new hookup
honey ,we don't always share that kind of stuff
I mean,you see anyone lately ?
Should I come with u?
To do what?
Well,if it's her ex and it gets violent,I can ,you know
I can scream for help.
Iadoreu,only cause I'madorable.
I'd like to keeping kissing u.
But u have to go help yourlesbianlover.
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Honey,put that back
We don't need any more cookies.
I said no.
You don't say-They invited us over for coffee.
As we talking ,Leo realizes where he's seen this guy before
Where had he seen him?
Which is where the guy works.
And what did Leo say this guy was doing?
Leo said he saw him in the parking lot of some diner
Rob was kissing a waitress.
Well I just met the woman,
How am I gonna let her know that her husband is having an affair?
If he's ready to serve the desserts ?
Sure thing
It was here when I came in.
He said desserts are good to go.
Is everything okay?
everything fine, absolutely fine.
What happened? Her ex was definitely in the car.
We had to call the cops.
Did they arrest him?
He drove away before they got there
Well she shouldn't go back to the condo until they find him.
Right,that what I told her, good
So did u take her to a hotel
Don't be mad?about what?
Jade's outside
She didn't want to be alone.
Rule number 1:we don't bring our hookups into the house
Which means you'veviolatedrule number two.
You've become emotionally involved.
That is aninsultto me and thesacred institution known as open marriage
This is a really big favor.
I told her she could stay the weekend-two nights.
Monday is Labor Day,so technically
Final offer.
Should we pick up a little bit?
Thank u so much for letting me stay.
I really really appreciate it.
We're gonna put jade in the guest home
Will u grab her suitcase ,honey?
Nothing broken,It's all good ,right up here,right this way
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Now is not a good time
I'll be quick,I must apologize
Please,I have to get my housework done before rob get home
I just feelawfulabout what you heard.
You have every right to hate me.
Just know that I won't be sharing the story with anyone else.
Good,because it's not true
He knows what he saw.
Rob kissed ablondewaitress in the parking lot of Jansenn's Dinner
It's impossible.
He couldn't
He wouldn't put me through that
He's man,some of them cheat.
Not after what happened to our daughter .
You know what they say:it's not a party until someone breaks somethings
That was expensive ,so we must be having a marvelous time.
Darling ,one of the waiters said you are looking for me?
It's will be just a moment
Where did u get this?
Does it matter?who is he?
Here's what's going to happen?
You will go upstairs to begin packing
I will tell our guests that you have some sort of headache
You won't come down util everyone's gone.
It's crucial they know noting of this.
Do u understand ? I will not behumiliated.
I just don't think I 'll be able to find a new place in the next few days.
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Are we gonna pretend I didn't just catch uspying?
everything okay with jade?
She backed off
She was asking if she could stay till Friday .
She is pretty too,Don't u think?
We don't lie to each other,remember?
She isspectacular
I got so lucky with u
Most guys would not be down with this kind of lifestyle.
But you only agreed to this arrangement.
Because you know how much it meant to me.
So for that,I thank u
Are we gonna have sex now?
Are u gonna be thinking about jade while we're doing it?
probably
Honey,I hope you haven't started dinner yet.
I got to meet a client out for a drink
Don't wait up
Oh,I will make you a sandwich
It will be in the fridge when you get home
Sounds great,love u
Is everybody gone?
Your mother was the last to leave
She said she'll see you at home
Finished cleaning the kitchen
And everything is put away
Be sure to lock up before you leave
I mean,he never came back down to the party
Don't u worry about him
Why aren't u finished packing?
I'm only seeing casul clothes
You'll need at least two suits
By the way,I don't want anyone at the artgalleryknowing about this
Not util the divorce is final
that this wasamicable
I want to avoid as manycondescendinglooks as possible ?
Why are youmumbling?
I can't understand a word you're sayinng
Why are u sweating
You think you're gonna get out of this by dy
We've had a little incident
Can you send an ambulance to 4352Seneca?
He seems to have taken a few too many pills
Coule u hold?
I was just coming up to wake you guys
It was my way of saying thank u.
Also,I ran to the store and I got stuff for breakfast
The orange juice is freshly squeezed
And I'm makingpancakes
Honey,you didn't have to do all this
Cooking relaxes me
Why don't we ever use it
I don't know where we keep it
She's the wife we always wanted
Do you ever wish I were more like this?
Cooking your breakfast 、andpouringyour coffee
I married akick-asslawyer
It's better than having my coffee poured
How about u? U everresentme for not bringing home more money?
It's been a while since I sold a script .
But the last two years,you've been thebreadwinner
That never bothers you?(你从不介意吗?)
Do u like baco?
Well,I'mjewish,so yeah
The meatloaf's delicious
Did u change therecipe?
Little bit,well good job, better than ever
Pennyfor your thoughts听听你的想法
I was just thinking about silly things.
What kind ofsillythings?
I was wondering when you'll die.
excuse me
Whether it will be sooner rather than later
I'm not dying anytime soon
You don't know that
You could be hit by bus or have a stroke,or get stabbed in the chest
When hechockedto death on apimento
Can we just eat dinner?
I put pimentos in the meat loaf.
That's how I changed the recipe
why would u say that?
You'refantasizingabout my death,for starters
Oh,I don't wish you dead
I'm just wondering what will become of me when theinevitablehappens
All I do is take care of you
That's what makes you a good wife
But when you're not here anymore
Who will I be
Mywidow?
Listen to what I'm saying
I need something more
Like what
I don't know exactly
The something more will it keep you from making me delicious dinners?
Then you have my permission to do whatever makes you happy.
But just so you know(但你要清楚)
I intend on sticking around for a while
What's happen?
It's was the silliest thing.
Karl slipped coming down the stairs
Nothing to worry ,He just hit his head
I love therobe
He is fine,go on home,Don't mind us
We're almost ready to go,
Just be a moment.
Wanda ,what are u doing here?
I heard thesirens.
What's going on?
Karl just had a little fall coming down the stairs
You sure you didn't push him?
I wouldn't blame you,Considering
You left that photo.
Have u lost your mind?-of course not-I'm drunk
I brought wine.
Sheila,you didn't need to do that
Well,I wanted to see how you were doing
And I couldn't come empty -handed
I went to that diner,and I saw Rob kiss the waitress
Oh honey,You sit and I'll pour
I've decided not to say anything
If I put rob on thedefensive,It will affect our marriage
He's committingadultery
That's supposed to affect your marriage
I'm just going to work harder at being a good wife
To remind Rob why he loves me
And then,Hopefully
There was another option
What's that?-Confront the girl.
Go to her diner and make a scene
Sheila,she might not even know that Rob is married
Oh,thosetrampsalways know
Threaten to tell her boss unless she stops seeing Rob,Scare her to death
I suppose that could work
But I just don't know where I would find the courage.
It's right here.
At the bottom of this glass
This is your wife's lover?
Ooh,she got game
Total neat freak
Spent the last two dayscompulsivelycleaning our entire house
And she cooks and she doeslaundry
She sewed this button on my shirt this morning.
So she's into some serious housewife shit.
Oh,man I got to tell you
It's addictive
Like,having a womanwaiton me like this.bringing out my inner caveman
So ,what else is Jade into?
What do u mean?-well ,u know me
I hear about a sexy lady who lives to serve,
My imagination runs wild
No,she is my wife's lover,not mine
Well ,I would now like to say the two most beautiful words in the English language:three-way
technically ,that's one word
Don't hit me with that hyphen bullshit
I'm trying to get you laid,bitch.
All right.Taylor and I ,we've never done that before
You don't need to train for it.-it's sex,not ice dancing
You already got an open marriage,What's the big deal?
Well,to begin with ,I don't know that jade's that into me
She sewed a button on for u.
That's how white girls say"Fuck me"
You are crazy
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Hi,I'll be your waitress this morning
Can I get u some coffee to start?
Are u okay?
I don't know what woring with me
We all have bad days
I know I have
U seem like a very nice girls-I try to be.
You know,I'm not really that hungry ,I should go
Oh,at least let me get u a cup of coffee.
It's all right
You look like u could use someone to talk to
And we're slow right now
I could sit with u for a bit
You don't have to do that
Oh,come on ,it'll be fun,You can tell me about your life
I'll tell you about me,and then,we'll be friends.
Now ,wouldn't you like that?
I suppose I could stay a few minutes
Door's open
What all this?
These are a few of my favorite things,
I just wanted to see how he was doing
He'll be there a few days,but he'll recover
Anything else?
I lied to u last night.
I saw the photo of your husband
so I put the photo back in theenvelope
Did u tell your mother about this?
She'll find out eventually ,I just can't handle that.
Not just yet
It's funny,my first husband likedboozemore than me
Maybe you just haven't met the right man yet
I've always thought of myself as this fabulous woman
But how fabulous can I be if nobody wants to love me?
I've wanted to do that since I was 13 years old
I'm 18 in two days
As much as it would cheer me up to commit afelony,I think you should go
Just remember
There's at least one man in this world who's dying to fuck u
Are u working on something
Cause I wanted to go swim,but if it would bother you
I will just be here only looking at my computer
so，I found out that you and I have the same taste in movies .
That poster,framedon the wall.
I saw it four times-It made me cry
I guess you love too-I'm partial
But mostly just cause I wrote it
My name is right here in the credits
I never pay attention to who writes the movie
This is creazy,I cannot believe that
I'm staying with the guy who wrote my favorite movie
It totally is,and I'm not the only person who feels that way
There's like ,a ton of people worship that movie
You're embarrassing me
I think it's incredible(我觉得很棒)
Get used to it ,you're really really special
I was in court today for seven hours straight
It was ashit-show
So ,I was thinking if jade needed to stay here,a couple extra weeks
It's no problem.
Honey you will do that for me.
Hey,you know me,I'm all about being a nice guy
Only then can you understand the choices she made
You might condemn her,
You might think you'd have done the exact same thing
Does she get away with it?
