Scene 1:
Mom, check it, Fresh as hell, right?
Eddie, don't say "Hell".
He also said "Butthole" in the car.
Shut up. Evan, you little Chinese narc!
Isn't that necklace heavy?
Life's heavy, son.
Please, mom, can i get this?
How much? Too much.
Mom thought everything was too much.
She never understood that you couldn't haggle at jcpenney.
It's like. "Those are set prices, mom."
Scene 2
That's me. your boy Eddie Huang in the headphones.
My family was moving from Washington, D.C.,
