地点：杰森和卢克的牢间
人物：杰森、卢克、狱霸马塞尔和黑头达兹
情节：卢克在女狱警朵恩办公室选择完课程后，回到自己的牢间。在杰森和卢克对话之际，狱霸马塞尔和黑头达兹带着怒气走进了卢克和杰森的牢间。
注释：本内容选自英语影视剧作品，个别之处有所改动
（注：卢克从狱警朵恩的办公室回到牢间）
【杰森】：Did you get the lesson sorted[1] or do you need me to fix[2] it for you?
【卢克】：Yep[3], I've landed[4] myself a Latin A-level. And for the record[5], I never, ever need your help with anything[6].
（注：卢克边说边走到床边坐了下来）
【杰森】：Well, if you need my help with anything, it would be the least I can do to make things up[7] to you.
【卢克】：There's nothing you can do to make up for[8] getting me sent here.
【杰森】：No, I meant to make up for the wet patch[9] on your bed.
（注：听到杰森的话，卢克腾地一下子从床边站了起来）
【卢克】：Really? Oh, why, Jason?!
【杰森】：Change of scenery[10]. We all need a holiday w**k sometimes.
【卢克】：It's not a thing[11]. Why's everybody trying to ruin my life?
【杰森】：Hey, turn that frown[12] o-o-off! You're getting A-level. That's equivalent of, like, two CregTECs. Knowledge is power in here, bruv. No-one's going to fuck with you now.
（注：杰森和卢克说和之际，狱霸马塞尔和黑头达兹突然走进牢间，黑头达兹箭步向前一把扼住卢克的脖领）
【狱霸马塞尔】You're a dead man![13]
【杰森】：What have I done?
【狱霸马塞尔】：Not you, Stumphead!
（注：卢克的脖子由于被黑头达兹扼住了，所以说话有些变音）
【卢克】：Good afternoon, gentlemen. To[14] what do I owe[14] this murder?
【狱霸马塞尔】：I keep thinking about the ending of the book. It doesn't make sense[15].
【卢克】：Really? In what way?
【狱霸马塞尔】：We never found out what happened to Bella's baby.
【卢克】：Oh, well, the baby...
【狱霸马塞尔】：Or Bella. Or Edward. Or Jacob.
【卢克】：Brilliant, wasn't it? The way it was left deliciously[16] open... for the reader to draw his or her own conclusions[17].
【狱霸马塞尔】：Are you trying to tell me that Bella falls in love with[18] her own baby, and then has a baby with her own baby and that baby becomes the overlord[19] of the entire universe? But then it dies in a horrific[20] speedboat[21] accident.
【卢克】：I think that was very much implied[22].
【狱霸马塞尔】：Fucking told you guys! Apologise to the shitty dwarf.
【黑头达兹】：I'm s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s...
（注：由于黑头达兹有口吃，说话费劲，且边说便扼紧卢克的脖子，卢克见状只好赶快通过黑头达兹扼紧的手，憋着劲从嗓子发出声来）
【卢克】：Sorry...?
【杰森】：Don't complete their sentences, bruv. It's bad for their self-esteem[23].
【狱霸马塞尔】：You can let go of[24] him now. Laters[25], Dick Squad[26].
（注：狱霸马塞尔说完，便和黑头达兹走出了房间。杰森用双手模仿机枪的样子，向他们背后做扫射态，并发出尖叫。卢克看到自己在狱中的种种遭遇，一切都是因杰森的恶作剧所致，便气上心头）
【卢克】：And what's this?!
（注：杰森模仿机器人的声音和动作，回答卢克的问话）
【杰森】：I'm Robo-Linda. I'm a brilliant idea.
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【get sth done】使某事做好，使某事完成。sort: v. 妥善处理，安排妥当 ↩
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【fix】v. 安排，组织 ↩
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【yep】（惯用语）同 “yes”，是的，对 ↩
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【land】v. 成功得到，赢得，捞到（尤指许多人想得到的工作） ↩
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【for the record】郑重声明，正式声明，记录在案 ↩
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【help with sth】帮助（某人）做某事 ↩
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【make sth up】捏造，虚构某事（尤其为欺骗某人）；形成、构成或组成某物；将几种东西放在一起；配（药）；将（布料）制成衣服；铺（床），支起（临时床） ↩
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【make up for sth】补偿、赔偿、弥补或抵消某事物 ↩
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【wet patch】一小片湿的区域 ↩
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【change of scenery】换个环境 ↩
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【thing】n. （常用于指代刚提及的事，表示强调或提供更多信息）例：I never wanted to be normal. It was not a thing I ever thought desirable...（我从来也没有想要正常过，那不是我想做的事） ↩
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【frown】n. 皱眉，蹙额 ↩
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【You're a dead man!】你死定了！ ↩
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【make sense】（话等）有意义；合理；有道理；讲得通 ↩
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【deliciously】adv. 称心如意地；美味地；美美地；怡人地 ↩
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【draw one's own conclusion】得出某人自己的结论，作出某人自己的结论 ↩
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【fall in love with sb】爱上某人，与某人相爱 ↩
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【overlord】n. （尤指旧时的）领主，庄主，大王 ↩
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【horrific】adj. 极坏的，令人惊恐的，令人震惊的；极差的，很不愉快的。 ↩
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【speedboat】n. 快艇 ↩
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【implied】adj. 暗指的，按时的，不直接表达的 ↩
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【self-esteem】n. 自尊（心） ↩
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【let go of】释放，松开，放开，放弃 ↩
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【laters】（非正式，主美）稍后见，回见，再见 ↩
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【Dick Squad】同 “loser”，败者，输者，输家，窝囊废 ↩
