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He's just some guy i work with 他只是我同事
you'are going out with the guy. 你们都去约会了
There's gotta be somthing wrong with him
All right ,Joey.Be nice.打住，乔伊，嘴下留德
So does he have a hump?A hump and a hairpiece?他是驼背吗？带着假发的驼背？
Wait,does he eat chalk?
just, cause,I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl
okay,everybody relax.This is not even a date.
这甚至不算是约会
It's just two people going out to dinner只不过是两个人出去吃个饭
and not have to sex
sounds like a date to me.听起来像是跟我约会
Alright,so I'm back in high school于是我回到了高中学校
I'm standing in middle of the cafeteria我站在食堂中间
and I realize I am totally naked.
Oh,yeah.Had that dream 奥，做过那种梦Then
Then I look down,and I realize there's a phone.然后我低下头，看见那里又一部手机
there大哥大
Instead of ..That's right。 那话变成了，没错
never had that dream. No 这种梦到从没做过
All of a sudden,the phone starts to ring.突然，那电话响起来了
what do i do ? Everyone starts looking at me.
There weren't looking at you before? 之前就没人看着你吗？
Finally,I figure I'd better answer it.
And it turn's out it's my mother.
which is very very weird,because she never calls me.
HI
This guy says hello.I wanna kill myself 这家伙打招呼，我就想自杀
are you okay.sweetie? 你还好吧 ，亲爱的
I just feel like someone reached down my throat
我感觉又人把手伸入我的喉咙
grabbed my small intestine.抓住我的小肠
carol moved her stuff out today 卡罗尔把她的衣服搬走了
let me get you some coffee ,thanks 我帮你泡杯咖啡，谢谢
No,no don't ,stop cleansing my aura 不，不要，别净化我的灵气了
no, just leave my aura alone,okay?求你别碰我的灵气，好吗？
Fine, be murky.
I'll be fine,alright?我会没事的，好吧
really,everyone ,I hope she will be very happy.
No,you don't . No I don't.
to hell with her ,she left me! 去她的，她甩了我
no, okay 不，行了吧
why does everyone keep fixating on that?
为什么大家围绕这个话题打转
she did't know,How should I know?她不知道，我怎么知道
sometimes I wish I was a lesbian有时候我希望自己是同性恋
DId i said that out loud?我大声说出来了吗？
I told Mom and Dad last night ,They took it pretty well
我昨晚告诉爸妈了，他们看起来还好
oh,really? 真的吗
so that hysterical phone call I got 那么凌晨三点我接到电话
from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M
I'll never have grandchildren,I'll never have grand children.
was what?A wrong number?是什么，打错电话了吗？
Alright Ross.look.
you're feeling a lot of pain right now.你现在觉得很痛苦
you're angry,you're hurting .很生气，很伤心
Can i tell you what the answer is ?我能给你支招吗？
strip joint 脱衣服俱乐部
come on , you're single! have some hormones!别这样，你是光棍，爷们起来
I don't want to be single ,okay
I just want to be married again.
And I just want a million dollars!
Rachel? 瑞秋
oh god Monica,Thank god.
I just went to your building and you weren't there
我刚去了你家，然后你不在
and then this guy with big hammer said you might be here
有个拿大铁锤的家伙说你可能在这
and you'are ,you'are !
Can I get you some coffee .De-Caff
Everybody ,this is rachel.another Lincoln High survivor
另一个林肯高中的幸存者
This is everybody ,chandle , phoebe..joey,
Remember my brother .Ross
cafeteria 自助餐厅
hairpiece n. 假发
figure
数字；人物；图形；价格；（人的）体形；画像
vi. 计算；出现；扮演角色
turn out
. （以某种方式）发生；最后是；结果是 （尤指天气突然）变得（晴好） 原来是；结果发现 出席;参加;前去观看关掉，熄灭（电灯、煤气等） 出席;参加;前去观看生产；制造 （尤指把某人从其长期居住处）撵走，赶出，逐出 翻出；倒出 出席；参加；前去观看
sweetie
n. 爱人，情人；甜的糕饼糖果
reach down
从高处取下
n. 肠
stuff
n. 东西；材料；填充物；素材资料
vt. 塞满；填塞；让吃饱
vi. 吃得过多
Stop Cleansing My Aura不要清理我气息
hell
n. 地狱；究竟（作加强语气词）；训斥；黑暗势力
vi. 过放荡生活；飞驰
int. 该死；见鬼（表示惊奇、烦恼、厌恶、恼怒、失望等）
n. (Hell)人名；(柬)海；(西)埃利；(德、匈、捷、罗、芬、瑞典)黑尔
be murky 继续痛苦吧
fixating 注视
lesbian 女同性恋者
pretty well 相当好；几乎
hysterical adj. 歇斯底里的；异常兴奋的
sobbing adj. 湿透的
v. 啜泣；哭诉（sob的ing形式）
strip joint 脱衣舞夜总会
hormones n. [生理] 激素；荷尔蒙；性激素；荷尔蒙制剂（hormone的复数）
survivor n. 幸存者；生还者；残存物
cafeteria
turn out
be murky
hell
pretty well
hysterical
strip joint
